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cara de mil putasos

Spanish: Literally translates to "Face of a thousand hits"

Spanish slang for calling someone ugly, hideous, can be used as an insult in any situation.
Example: "Tienes las cara de mil putasos!"

translates to:
"you're face looks like it's been hit a thousand times!"

or less literal: "you're fucking ugly!"

The word "putaso" (singular) is extremely vulgar, and slang for "hit" ("putasos" is plural for "hits"). The word "putaso" should be used with caution, as it can be taken as a strong insult that can result in physical retaliation, and in Mexico, even death. If you wanted to call someone ugly without pissing them off too much, you may use something less vulgar, such as saying, "estas feisimo!" which translates to "you're very ugly!" which is less likely to result in being shot, kidnapped or beat mercilessly.
by Cotijense86 December 6, 2010
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Zack De la Rocha

The lead singer of the now disbanded Rage Against The Machine who has recently begun work on a solo album. Zack's politically aware lyrics will continue living on as some of the most well-written verses in music.
"Zack De la Rocha is your God, now bow down and beg him for a mere shred of his glory."
by Mark Evan Smith September 19, 2005
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quim de la quim

n. a parody on creme de la creme, meaning the best of the best or cream of the cream, quim de la quim is the pussy (best) of all pussies.
With his endowment measuring in excess of ten inches, Tyrone had made Brie Ann's quim commodious and accommodating to the largest penis in the city. His techniques developed her labia muscles to contract at the most opportune time; therefore, Brie Ann was said to have the quim de la quim. Because of such acclaim when the need arose, he had no trouble pimping for her.
by Richard Black April 29, 2005
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fuck de la pluck

when a male and female simultaneously pluck each others pubes out, and place them in a cup between them. The first person to give up has to eat the cup full of pubes.
louise: 'i was playing fuck de la pluck with tom last night.... he won...'
annie: 'ewww pubey!'
by jizzeye August 2, 2010
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raison de quack quack

Raison de quack quack is inspired by the raison d'etre ... For ducks that would be, to be is to quack. For humans, to be is to ... quack like a duck? Or something else? (1) Being horny and (2) in the mood for a good time.
Queef really liked his women. He definitely had ze raison de quack quack.

"Do you have ze 'raison de quack quack'?", she asked, pulling down his zip.
by Michael M. Cooper September 26, 2006
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Notre dame des Victoires

Notre Dames des Victoires, known as NDV because no one wants to say the whole thing, is a small catholic K-8 French school located in downtown San Francisco. Even though they go through people smoking weed and sleeping on the streets, they live in a bubble. They are the school in the awkward position because they are not in the independent school loop but aren’t in the catholic school loop either; therefore they don’t have any friends outside of school unless they play a sport. There is no such thing as party’s and play dates occur ontil 7th grade. Speaking to a person of the opposite gender is unheard of. There is a shit ton of stupid gossip even though there are only 30 people in one grade. People don’t date or hook up because your classmates are like your sisters and brothers. Everyone assumes your fluent in French but no graduate of ndv can speak a full sentence in French because the program sucks. Everyone thinks their rich because they haven’t met anyone but they all like in the inner Richmond or sunset. They don’t even know what a juul is or they think they’re going to die if they juul. When an NDV graduate goes to high school they either make friends or don’t, no in beteeen. NDV teaches religion in a way that makes most people want to convert. No one knows what or where the school if they didn’t go.
Oh wait if they went to Notre Dame des Vicotoires why are they popular

Is Notre Dame des Victoires that weird ass French school?
by Ahagahshshngf November 20, 2018
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doop de doop

the cardboard cylinder inside a roll of paper towels
Nick: "If we want to smoke and not stink up your dorm, we can shove a dryer sheet inside that cardboard thing and blow the smoke through that"
Jo: "Oh! You mean through a doop de doop?"
Nick: "what the hell are you talking about?"
Jo: "The cardboard thing... It's called a doop de doop"
Nick: "How old are you? Twelve?"
Jo: "We're not friends anymore."
by Anthonyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 9, 2009
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