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Woman Look

(Verb) The action of observing closely, searching thoroughly and actually processing what one has observed, while trying to find something. Originates from the partially stereotypical, partially factual ability of a woman to easily find something in a place (often reasonable, clearly visible, and/or the same one it always is) that a man has already claimed to have checked, yet hasn't found, as if the object isn't visible to the male eye.
A: "Hey, can you come over here for a sec? I can't find the barbecue sauce! I swear, I used it just a few days ago, it couldn't have grown legs and walked away..."
B: "Have you tried doing a woman look?"
A: "Just get over here."
B: "Fine, fine... dude, it's right next to the mayo, how the fuck did you miss that?!"
A: "...uhh"
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White woman music

Gala, Madonna, Lady Gaga, etc.
Like white girl music, white woman music does not (in practice) have an exact target audience.
Unlike white girl music, it doesn't require a previously good mood or "silly" atmosphere for enjoyment.
Person 1: Yo Madonna, Kylie Minogue and a bunch of others just dropped
Person 2: Seems like white woman music making a comeback?
by Cr1ngle June 2, 2025
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Funkey Woman

A Funkey Woman is a woman that gives you a key to come wake her up at 3am if you struck out at the bars. This is different than a funky woman. A funky woman just has nasty pussy.
It looks like it will be my Funkey Woman tonight, guys.
by SeanRMagicMan June 5, 2025
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The touch of a woman

Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.

Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !
by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024
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woman

1- Person born with a vagina, uterus and XX chromosomes.
2 - Young, adult or elderly woman.
Woman.
by Zizillion April 20, 2024
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Why'd you kill that woman?

Because some idiot handed me a loaded gun you fucking retard.
A female retard "Why'd you kill that woman?"

Hym "Because they're the best ones to kill! It's so much more satisfying than killing a man! It's the only justice the world will ever know!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2024
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