ear jack phone

word made up by dumb ass named Sandra

well plug in your ear jack phone

by couche man October 14, 2021

Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.

I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.

by Mr70Homers October 16, 2021

Phone Suicide

You Masturbate and when you are on the verge of ejaculation you call someone

q-"I did a phone suicide to andy last night and he didn't even know lol:"

by MrMaul10 October 17, 2021

phone day

use your phone all day

“Hey it’s phone day! Time to get on my phone”

by coolkid377373 September 22, 2021

National Phone Day

This day your parents are finna have to give a free phone. If they say no tell the to look at this.

Jolie: Hey mom!
Mom: hey sweetie
Jolie: Its national phone day :')
Mom: No it isnt! 😠
Jolie: *shows*
Mom: Uhhh😥😥😥

by KrazyKid1019 September 30, 2021

Samsung phone

pile of horseshit that have shitty cameras. Shit battery.

Friend:Samsung phones are better then iPhone

Me: kill yourself

by Samsung’s…dogshit July 16, 2021

yeatme of the phone

when sombody gives you a bad day but fucks you in the end like nothing happend.

when givs you shit like you have benn yeatme of the phone

by yea2.0 February 20, 2022