Mud Brawl

Going to a wet baseball diamond and pushing eachother until one person is left standing. They are crowned as the World Champion Mud Brawler.

Dude, let's do a massive Mud Brawl.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Mud-slide sandwich

when a person has diarrhea and doesn't wipe. They then proceed to have unprotected anal sex, once the guy pulls out the person then proceeds to eat the diarrhea off there cock.

I took a massive shit and decided to do a Mud-slide sandwich with my husband instead of wiping

by reeeeenknk'a January 16, 2020

Mud Flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"

I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

Mud flaps

Jays tittys

He has mud flaps

by Hackett February 5, 2020

Mud Bunky

a shit.

I gotta drop a mud bunky

by jeff medrala February 5, 2020

Mud Cone

When an uncut penis gets covered in shit from anal and gets trapped under the foreskin.

Bro, Steve got a mud cone after him and Sarah tried anal.

by Kaigon February 8, 2020

Funny mud pee

"Funny mud pee" is a Chinglish style of saying "bullshit". The pronunciation follows its original meaning in Chinese. If someone is talking something nonsense, you can say Funny mud pee

Trump: ... this Chinese Virus (coronavirus) ...
Chinese: Funny mud pee

by fansile March 26, 2020