Luke

Someone that sounds fun to be around until you’re actually around him. Drops/knocks over anything in reaching distance. He is your best friend but you will question the friendship after he spills something again. Gets girls but has absolutely no game.

Friend 1: I hung out with Luke last night.
Friend 2: how long did it take you to clean up

by ILoveBBW February 26, 2024

LUKE

hes so hot i just want him

luke and me made out this weekend

by Swaggykermit February 26, 2024

Luke Koslosky

A swedish young man with negative canthal tilt. His looks are reminiscent of Lil Man J with down syndrome. Has gigantic yams and a elephant trunk for a penis. His booty is rather tight with a slight odor of pringles. Most likely has a large amount of panda buy clothing items.

YO! that dude over there is such a Luke Koslosky!

Have you smelled his butt? It smells just like Luke Koslosky!

by thetightest March 4, 2024

Luke

A name for an extremely handsome and really sexy male

Luke is a sexy male

by gyatrizzler March 7, 2024

Luke

Top fingerer and has a level 29 gyatt
Don’t make him angry….or the alpha will come out grrrrrr

Person A: Gosh look at that huge gyatt! who is that?

Person B: Now that’s a Luke level gyatt

by meatbonemeatbone March 26, 2024

cockblock Luke

He asks you every morning for eggs when youre having sex

Luke: eg?
Me: hey Siri play cockblocker from slut pop Miami

Also me: hes such a cockblock Luke

by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024

Luke

A Luke is a quite kid that you can trust. He is a athlete and a musician. A luke is caring and nice friend and want the best for everyone. A Luke likes to keep to himself. It's rare to see him start drama. He can be strong about what he believes in and will learn about things he thinks he got wrong. Luke's are huge geeks loving starwars and star trek. He loves to play videogames. With such amazing person he has some problems. He not to good with communication and he is scared asking for help. Luke's sometimes like to keep there problem's to themselves but burst into tears whenever it's to much. Some Luke's don't want to get into a relationship because they tried so many times and it always blow up in his face. A Luke worries to much and compares himself to others. With all of these problems he doesn't quite and keeps on going. A Luke can be every determined. You want a Luke as a friend or maybe even a boyfriend but he can be a handful at times. A Luke is good to have in your life.

Person 1: who is that quite.
Person 2: ...I think that's Luke
Person 1: oh I forgot that he is even in our class lmao

by Luigi is a Chad July 2, 2021