Ethan King

Ethan King is a godly like creature, if you come across this being you have been blessed with aall the virtues life has to offer but with a price. He is commonly referred to as the 'Coochie Connoisseur', not to be mistaken with his counterpart the 'Coochie Man'. There is no limit to his greatness and his true abilities have yet to be uncovered, scientists commonly assort him with the word 'different'.

1. "I was gonna fuck this chick but thanks to the coochie connoisseur I didn't have to find out the hard way she stinks."

2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"

Guy 2: "Who?"

Guy 1: "Ethan King!"

Guy 2: "Oh."

by iamtheppman October 14, 2020

The Pauper Kings

A Yorkshire based band, made from 5 lovely guys. They're all very talented and deserve to go far!

WHO ARE THEY? THEY'RE AMAZING!
Yeah! They're The Pauper Kings!

by Simon Pegg 12 November 5, 2011

king dangolang

Is someone that knows all

James is a King dangolang !!

by the real Assman September 21, 2011

Uncut King

uncircumcised man used as a term of endearment

He is massive and an uncut king!

by babygurl.lexi October 12, 2023

Graced by a king

When your enemies admit to being graced by your bullets

"So this is how it feels to be Graced by a King"

by Tagashi October 20, 2023

king wook

King of the homeless population in boulder, CO

Yo king wook was looking cute today

by Ridley Acherson December 8, 2022

Zest-king

An individual who is exceedingly exceptional in the art of playing the lute. The Zest-king is typically territorial and challenges everyone he sees to a lute-playing competition. If the Zest-king is beaten in this challenge, he will lose his mantle of Zest-king, and his opponent will be granted it.

Yeah man, I was chillin with my friends, messing around and playin the lute for fun, when the fucking Zest-king pulled up! That guy was fucking insane at playing the lute.

by TWIG TWIG TWIG December 22, 2022