Jordan

Literally the best human to walk this earth.

Boy 1: Omg It’s Jordan, act cool
Boy 2: I submit to his power

by Jordanisstable September 7, 2021

jordan and javier

Two people who luv to fuck

Man jordan and Javier r cute

by Bbydonthurtme September 13, 2021

Kennedie jordan

The one and only thing in this world that can fill the hole in my heart, she is the ray of sunshine in the darkest night. She is the cutest girl you will ever meet and knows just what to say to make you embarrassed.

Every Nathan ever: I love my Kennedie😘

Ohh my gosh is that a goddess, no it’s better it’s a Kennedie jordan

by Natedogpack September 16, 2021

Jordan

Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.

jordan is a jordan

by manhandler bob September 24, 2021

Jordan

Jordans are hot beautiful people. They are weird and annoying af. A Jordans have A HUGE ASS and big lips. They have either no tits or HUGE MOMMY MILKERS. Jordans are gods so bow down.

Ex:

Girl one: Is that a Jordan with a huge ASS.
Girl two: Duh only Jordans have huge Badonkadonk's.

by Jordanthesexybeast September 25, 2021

The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

Jordan

A salty fatherless bozo who needs to stop simping and touch grass

L+ratio+felloff+Jordan

by Yakky69 March 3, 2022