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The Jordan

When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”
Brian: Was the head good?

Taylor: Yeah that shit made me do the Jordan
by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022
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Michael Jordan

President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger
by NIGGERSareSoGAYYY February 3, 2022
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jordan aither

a very swag girl who likes sports and hates math class intensely. when you first meet jordan aither she seems very layed back but after you get to know her her inner swag comes alive
who’s that swagiliscous girl over there

oh that’s jordan aither
by swagman2864 February 3, 2022
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Jordan

Simply put…Jordan is a dick. He is a horrible person who thinks he is above everyone else. He is very funny and good looking but don’t let that deceive you from how horrible he really is.
Person: wow Jordan is such an awful person
Person 2: I know right!? I can’t believe he has friends
by Urrrmum February 6, 2022
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Jordan B D

by Brooooooo stop taking my names February 10, 2022
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Jordan

He is ephemeral and lacks time management skills. Although he can be smart he is very annoying and rude.
Jordan: what a babe
by cait_9182 October 6, 2021
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Jordaned

To look common sense in the face, and doing the opposite. To be given the answer and not realizing it.
Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do
by Sage on the stage October 14, 2021
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