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Big Dick: D========3
Small Dick: D==3
Average Dick: D=3
Hard Dick: D🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱3
Soft Dick: D🪶🪶3
Hop Of My Dick: D❌❌❌❌3

Ancient Dick: D3
Randome Ass Dude: Holy Dick Noodles, some hoe punched my dick balls!
by JigglyJoe69 November 28, 2022
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Vacation Dick

Beyond shifting comfort level of fit, shifting sexual partners shifts brain neurons; loyalty v monogamy;
Ravneet Kaur may be experiencing Tucker McNear Swanson Carlson’s’ vacation dick monogamously by including Tucker Carlson in tweets;

|l @ElonMusk % True Love % @JoshPrenot % @Tifftweeeets % @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @TuckerCarlson % @ITheyThem I|;
by @PaparazziAreRight November 28, 2022
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Dick Chicken

A game played by 2 or more heterosexual/homosexual men who pull out their penis and walk towards each other at the same time. The first person to chicken out is the loser but if their penis touch they both win.
Hey guys, who wants to play dick chicken?
by Grimmjow23.4 November 30, 2022
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Dick and testi torture

Hey dude Can you give me some Dick and testi torture

Tf is that?

its CBT but just a different saying
by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad December 1, 2022
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dick hole

The combination of a Dick And an Asshole
Rigley is a Dick hole

Blayne what a dick hole
Tanner is the oppisite of a dick hole
by eatbigmeat December 1, 2022
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Bite your dick off energy

The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.
That girl over there, major bite your dick off energy.
by sanfymanfy September 14, 2022
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Dick No Dues

A complete melt with zero ability to pay their dues. Often referred to as a cunt or a wasp.
"Don't be a Dick, pay your dues".
"Wow, Richard Sutton is such a DIck No Dues".
"What do you mean you're not going to wear the dress?? You're such a Dick No Dues"
"Dick No Dues, Why aren't you paying no dues? Just wear the dress, stop being such a mess, DIck No Dues"
by WearTheGownYouClown September 15, 2022
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