Lush one

When a straight married man gets drunk and ends up licking a gay man's anus

Did you hear about Gary? He was caught in the restroom giving some guy a lush one

by Nukky8 June 3, 2023

One job

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.

Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!

by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023

One West

A term for doing hardcore drugs, commonly used in prison

Wanna go One West with me?

by fredj14 October 19, 2023

Still the One

We've been together since way back when
Sometimes I never wanna see you again
But I want you to know, after all these years
You're still the one I want whisperin' in my ear
You're still the one I wanna talk to in bed
Still the one that turns my head
We're still having fun and you're still the one
I looked at your face every day
But I never saw it 'til I went away
When winter came, I just wanted to go (wanted to go)
Deep in the desert, I longed for the snow
You're still the one that makes me laugh
Still the one that's my better half
We're still having fun and you're still the one

You're still the one that makes me strong
Still the one I wanna take along
We're still having fun and you're still the one (yes, you are)
Ooh
Ooh
Changing, our love is going gold
Even though we grow old, it grows new
You're still the one that I love to touch
Still the one and I can't get enough
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You're still the one who can scratch my itch
You're still the one that I wouldn't switch
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You are still the one that makes me shout
Still the one that I dream about
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You are still the one
You're still the one
We're still having fun and you're still the one

by Gothic Miscreant October 29, 2023

One sided

Seeing everyone's double standard but your own would be one sided.

The girl thought she knew who was one sided and who wasn't. Really, everyone is a one sided hypocrite, it's just a matter of what degree their hypocrisy goes (how far they keep going with it).

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

One sided

Seeing everyone's double standard but your own would be one sided.

The girl thought she knew who was one sided and who wasn't. Really, everyone is a one sided hypocrite, it's just a matter of what degree their hypocrisy goes (how far they keep going with it). It's why there are so many sides.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

One sided

Going to someone else's neighborhood and trying to fuck with them there is both one sided and inflammatory, especially if they're not showing up where you're from and trying to fuck with you there.

The girl didn't know how one sided her shit really was, which was why it was the worst kind of one sided. Her not holding anything about anybody's life sacred didn't mean nobody else did.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020