Angry Clam

when a woman's vajayjay is wide open and ready to eat and you don't eat it and get up and walk away

she pissed me off so I left her with an angry clam!

by The Sniper 2012 July 29, 2012

angry muffintop

1. a muffintop that has become burned by long exposure to the sun.

"Hey Dave, look at that bitch's angry muffintop!"

by Imonlyusingthisonce January 1, 2012

angry smoke

When you go out for a smoke just to play angry birds away from work, similar to an angry shit. One form of "skating" out of work, but for the productive reason of maintaining a professional appearance at work and getting your gaming done outside.

Man i gotta angry smoke that, people are dissin me for having my phone out while working.

by monkeyfarmingpenguin July 9, 2011

Playing Angry Birds

The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.

-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.

by UndoDog July 3, 2011

Angry Wank

Creating your self a brand new fore skin (especially if challenged to a Surprise Space Docking challenge) by wanking really, really fast and hard..... warming up the skin and extending it way beyond the tip hopefull so far it can be placed as a cover over the tip of your opponents penis.

This one time on the Hay Plain I took an angry wank whilst staring at a cupboard. Through the window a horse was looking me right in the eye. He knew.

by Lorraine Haul May 23, 2023

angry woman eater

a sexist man that bashes on women. he'll aggressively slander women being called "angry" due to the aggression and anger mixed.
eater is for the compliment use of "ate" such as "you ate that up girl!" an angry woman eater.

Girl 1: "He's totally an angry woman eater."
Girl 2: "I know right?"
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Guy 1: "You totally ate that girl up dude! You're a crazy angry woman eater!"
Guy 2: "Thanks dude!"

by LUKA ?! June 4, 2023

Angry-scrolling

When you’re mad at your boyfriend so you aggressively scroll on your phone instead of talking to him

She’s sitting there angry-scrolling and ignoring me

by mir fin June 4, 2023