Dylan John Thomas

Emo guy with a afro

Glizzy: I’m going to see Dylan John Thomas
Kelly: oh the guy with a afro

by Huoljhjbb October 27, 2022

thomas basham

ultimate stud, who has a freakishly large penis that will destroy whatever is in its path

Aiden: Bro have u seen thomas bashams cock??!!!???
Marcus: Yeah cunt that shit be bigger than my leg fr
Aiden: Giggity

by deanos the stud October 27, 2022

Brayden Thomas

Jesus Christ this guy has a MASSIVE cock and infinite Rizz. Would smash any hot girl his age and is the funniest fucking kid you’d ever meet

“Holy shit it’s Brayden Thomas get on your knees and bow”

by Cracked Child November 7, 2022

uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

Thomas

If you know someone named Thomas or you are a Thomas, you are probably a piece of shit. You are an extreme narcissist, egotistical, misogynistic, shit eating asshat on a stick that would cheat on someone if given the chance. You also probably have a beard shitty or not. :)

Girl: That piece of shit no good scoundrel!!!
Girl 2: Was his name Thomas?
Girl 1: How did you know?

by Yourneighborhoodmills November 14, 2022

Thomas pell

Thomas pell means that a male who is severely attracted to the male appendage specifically to blonds

that guy is such a Thomas pell

by a man attracted to swimmers November 14, 2022

Sydney Diane Monique Thomas

someone who is so hot and a little bitter. she is so caring and she is curvy. she is one of the funniest people you know and she loves her little white boys. she has a major sweet tooth and doesn't put up with any nonsense. her turn on words is Jigga wigga. she loves little boys and one day inspires to be a master of her kind

him: hey Jigga wigga

Sydney Diane Monique Thomas: (BArk BaRk) stop it y/n you know what that does to me
him: ew your weird
person2: no she is so hot and she can even griddy
him: yea, i guess. come here syd

by boojigga November 16, 2022