slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.

Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.

by licktenstein October 3, 2018

some body touch-a my spaget

A meme that is so bad it killed itself

A-some body
B-don't do it
A-touch-a
B-nononononon
A-my spaget
B-blam*shoots him self*
some body touch-a my spaget killed every one

by why IS UR mum gay June 6, 2018

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

Wanna hit some trails?

Hey man I’m thinking bout goin an ridin through the woods today over a buncha big ass fuckin rocks, through some water, almost turn myself over, bust my head, get slapped by some fuckin trees you game?

Hey mayn Wanna hit some trails?

by Codeblue00 March 9, 2023

buy some ribbon and some oils and-

18+

He clearly loves you, so why don't you just buy some ribbon and some oils and-

by Honeypuff March 10, 2023

what are some nicknames

Call them something that makes there hearts warm such as monkey or sweetie or hubby or wifey or even call them dumb ones like little mouse or rat or giraffe

What are some nicknames what about my little monkey

by Dingdongnicknamer March 26, 2023