shit hemorrhage

A fit of usually justified rage or frustration, profound and theatrical enough to be comparable in magnitude and splendor to a catclysmic outburst of feces and blood.

If you don't get that report in on time, you know darn well he'll have a shit hemorrhage. Boy, did she ever have a shit hemorrhage when I pranged her car.

by wordcollector September 28, 2010

go shit

pashtu-english for "I do not wish to discuss the situation with you at this time"

go shit

by stuckinhell000020 November 14, 2010

shit of a person

Describes a person which everybody hates, because a lot of reasons, the most popular is: "I'm getting out of the Army".

Used in hebrew. very popular phrase.

Gabi: I'm going to New Zealand, to see Rita's show!
Rubi: You are a shit of a person!!!!

by reuven_aron September 6, 2006

Shit Burn

The burning sensation sometimes experienced while taking a shit.

"I think while taking that shit, I got shit burn"

by Cupcakes and Porn January 13, 2008

cargo shit

noun
A large poop, containing cargo (such as corn).

verb
The act of leaving such a poop.

1. "At the party last night, someone upperdecked my fucking toilet."
"Gross, dude"
"Worse than that, it was a fucking cargo shit."

2. "Yo, I totally cargo shit in Eric's toilet last night."
"Nice, dude."
"Better than that, it was an upperdeck."

by Ben & Milkey May 8, 2008

shit brown

The color of ones shit.

Holy shit, your painted your car shit brown!
That helmet is not even black, its brown.. its shit brown.

by CFS2013 March 17, 2008

free shit

Free shit is something that you get for free without having to pay for it. Synonymous with just plain "free". Many people, however, get confused and think that some free shit is actually free just because they don't have to directly pay for it.

Example 1

Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth

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Example 2:

Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!

Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.

by yourmomsboyfriend June 8, 2019