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January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul
Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex
by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021
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January 15

The day you show your appreciation to the love of your life, by sending your man to work with a bucket of valentines and ending his work day with dinner and lots of snuggling.
by $nuggling my nickel January 15, 2021
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January 15th

Did yk it’s January 15th
by Hushmode69 January 15, 2021
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January 17th

January 17th is National Short People Day!

Make sure to thank your short friends for existing, otherwise you're a terrible person.
Short people are also not allowed to be made fun of on this day so they finally get a break from getting made fun of.
Person: Hey dude it's January 17th!
Short Person: What in the world is that?
Person: It's National Short People Day, congrats on being short!
Short Person: Oh ok.
by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021
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18 January

The day T and N make 6 months together, THAT’S LIKE HALF AN YEAR MFFFF!!! Damn
Person 1: “wow how long have u guys been together?”

N: “on 18 January we’re making HALF. AN. YEAR. “
by Wtfchickennugget January 15, 2021
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January 17th

On January 17th/be confident day, you post pictures of you to show your beautiful self off
Oh it’s January 17th let me post pictures of me really quick
by Yourfriend12302 January 16, 2021
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January 18th, 2021

National ask Max Gladwell out and he has to say yes day.
“Max Gladwell, will you go out with me?”
“yes because it’s january 18th, 2021”
by realbob30 January 17, 2021
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