Crusty Canadian Kool-aid

Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid is the dried, sticky red-pink sexual aftermath left on skin or sheets after an unprotected, overly rough hookup involving multiple fluids, zero shame, and at least one apologetic Canadian who definitely isn’t sorry.

If it stains, burns, and someone says ‘sorry’ afterward — yeah, that’s Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid.

by JSmidt January 14, 2026

Canadian nerf dart

Wait for a moose to shit cover it in maple syrup then freeze it and then peg your partner with it as an attachment to a dildo for extra pleasure

I just gave my partner a Canadian nerf dart

by Uhfjdbdj January 19, 2026

Canadian sweeter

The Canadian sweeter is the act of putting maple syrup in a womans ass hole then licking or sucking it up well she farts

Canadian sweeter is anal syrup a sweet treat that fills me up as a treat

by Canadian guy zaza January 20, 2026