Christian

A person that has depression and says that girls with red hair have ginger disease but he only picks on one certain girl cause he probably secretly likes her cause she’s like a freaking model she’s so hot and sexy. Any guy with the name of Christian is most likely a faggot too. Also he will have a man-gina

Christian=faggot

Christian- the mean depressed kid

That’ kids name is Christian. Oh he must be gay

by Gingersdonthavediseases November 11, 2017

Christian Cherrypicker

Somebody who chooses the bible verses they like and disregards the verses they do not like. So they can continue to live in a shell.

Jerry is a Christian Cherrypicker, he thinks homosexuality is a sin but wears mixed fabrics and eats fish.

by Vegan Atheist December 9, 2017

Drive-Thru Christian

Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.

He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.

by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018

Christian

Coolest boy on earth

That boy is Christian.

by FerrariSchnauck February 21, 2018

christian rave

Awkward dancing to pop music and eating food in a potluck style, with or without parental supervision, but Jesus is always watching.

"Hey man, the music's aight, but where's the booze at?"
"No alcohol here. Not at my Christian rave."

by amoebadee May 9, 2018

christian teresa suastegui

He is the most nicest boy anyone will ever meet.He has a lot a friends and a girlfriend too. He can be short and cute .
Everyone thinks he’s cute Etc. His girlfriend should be very happy to have him. He is Mexican. He’s also sexy.

Girlfriend:That’s my Christian

Wanna be: ughh not for long
Girlfriend:you wish, not even bitch
Wanna be: UGHHH he’s such a Christian teresa suastegui

by Mimic May 9, 2018

Christian

Christian is the type of guy who’s very sweet and kind and someone you will find to be your soulmate. He someone who is caring and show you a lot of love but can’t show love to himself. He is dreamy and is very funny and says the most weirdest things which can relate to you he’s just an amazing person and u can possibly feel as if the universe is pulling u toward them

Christian is such an weird and funny guy

by Ivo linkstin March 14, 2018