cap

The act of lying in a way that benefits one party, while fucking over the other. Often used in phrases such as "no cap", "stop capping" or "that's cap".

Us: hey bob, wanna link with us tonight?
Bob: i cant, i gotta go to my grandparents', then i gotta go to costco with my mom
Us: dude that fuckin cap

by gmimag-ykcs December 22, 2020

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Calm Cap

When something is calm and of the usual but also not true or just plainly, false.

Yo mayn i jus fucked 12 bitches in the aah but they allll legal so it’s calm cap.

by Dantheman123 December 23, 2020

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CAP

To the fullest extent.

"I'm gunna live my life to the CAP"

by essssssccaaaaa December 26, 2020

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A way to announce or say that some one is lying, untruthful, false, dishonest, mendacious, perfidious, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, duplicitous, dissimulating, dissembling, double-dealing, two-faced, Janus-faced, guileful, underhand, disingenuous, crooked, bent, sneaky, tricky, hollow-hearted, ect. Most of your best friends will likely say this to you.

Person 1: I have a loving, happy family which I enjoy hanging out with them. They love me and I love them.
Person 2: Hahaha CAP.

by Come Drinker December 29, 2020

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