suck my toes day

on suck my toes day, celebrated on june 29th, everyone can post an image of garfield asking the person looking at the image to suck his toes. everywhere and anywhere! go wild guys.

june 28th: *i sleep*
june 29th: oh boy it's national suck my toes day

by colnbebaln January 21, 2019

donkey raping camels toe

A completely random insult that leaves people trying 2 find a comeback

steve:fuck off u dickhead
adam:u fuck off u donkey raping camels toe!

by scouser1089 September 5, 2006

Toe fucking cum guzzler

a somewhat provocative insult used to tell someone to go fuck themselves

"Eat shit and die you toe-fucking cum guzzler"

by Kerndog June 26, 2006

Dog toe nail soup

Dog toenail soup is very yummy soup mixed with dog toe nails yum yum yum.

I would like some yummy Dog toe nail soup please yum yum yum

by anonymous October 30, 2020

The most toe curling opinion

Orange juice is better than apple juice

Person 1: I love apple juice
Person 2: I have the most toe curling opinion, apple juice sucks

I'm mars and I approve this content

Hi ren

by Mars is best May 30, 2022

ow my pinkie toe

when you get hurt anywhere other than your pinkie toe

*gets punched in the face* ow my pinkie toe

by penisksksksksk November 13, 2019

sexy toe mommy daddy

when you ask your mommy and daddy to do special things with you what include severe fisting of the anal cavity what blood them squirts out of screaming of agony whilst your mom fingeres herself in the corner

friend:sit down man the seat is comfy
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;

by sexy left toe December 14, 2019