Matthew

Matthew is the most gay person in the universe, who is obsessed with basketball.

Haha look at that Matthew over there, he’s so gay!!!

by Poopyman1233 February 13, 2022

Matthew yazbek

Dominic Pino's boyfriend

"Bro I saw Matthew yazbek giving dom pino a handy during Lunch yesterday"

by mattyyazyaz April 4, 2022

Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget

Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t

by :D)) April 6, 2022

Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget

Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t

by :D)) April 6, 2022

Matthew

Literally the best person ever, i love him so much.

I want to fuck MATTHEW

by duskm3 April 7, 2022

Matthew

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.

-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)

by Mestopesto April 7, 2022

Matthew Champlin

A person who gets all dem hoes

Matthew Champlin is a baddie

by mature boy April 7, 2022