Ham Sandwhich

Massive pussy flaps that stick out resembling a ham sandwhich.

She was so ran through that she began to develop a ham sandwhich

by hhjrjkkkllajabn_susan_hehd January 8, 2026

ham sorry

What you say when you didn't order disrespect with a side of your potato salad

Guy 1: Why does he look like that?
Guy 2: Ham sorry, I didn't order disrespect with a side of my potato salad. Ham sorry I didn't order the gall with a side of ranch dressing. Ham sorry I didn't order the nerve with a side of baked potato.

by gunwook January 10, 2026

The Ham Man

Champion of Planet Hammonia

The Ham Man: "I am The Ham Man"

by The Ham Man (real) January 10, 2026

cammy ham

cammy ham is for gay niggas that can’t make up there mind on who they want and if they should kill there self or not because they get joked on a lot and called gay

have you heard abt cammy ham ! i heard he like both genders .

by ehehehhehehehehehehehhehehe November 22, 2021

Hams

Hams: the Arabic name for 'whisper'. The name might as well be the synonym for sarcasm. Hams is a girl with potential. highly observant and doesn't like most people. A Strong independent woman, who is usually model material and has an eye for fashion. Coffee addict. Just don't talk to her in the morning, whisper to her. Usually has an Immaculate taste in music and books and occasionally takes good photos. Don't Argue with someone who has this name, you will LOSE.

"Why is she moody this morning"

"Her name is Hams, you don't speak to her in the morning, her only language is coffee at this time"

by Maazzaleen November 23, 2021

SPAM & HAM

When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.

I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.

by X7MCB January 25, 2025

Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025