chocolate diamond

The kind of poop when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out

I can't believe I was in the bathroom for 40 minutes and all I have to show for it is a chocolate diamond!

by CrasierFrane March 6, 2016

Chocolate moon

When you moon someone and get a bout of explosive dioria

"Hey look its a convertable, give him a chocolate moon."

by Datoneboi December 5, 2016

Chocolate Gopher

When a gay guy puts a gopher up his ass and shits it out.

Did you see on the news that Bruce Jenner finally decided to try the chocolate gopher?

by CrispyWaffles00 January 20, 2017

bro chocolate

A man eating another man's ass, but not in a gay way.

- Hey bro, you up for some ass eatin'?
- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.

by BygonesByJones July 8, 2017

Chocolate Cat

A sexual position in where a person grinds and/or rubs their rectum into a woman's vagina.

The stripper was over zealous with the lap dance and gave the customer a Chocolate Cat.

by Uncle Deadward September 2, 2017

Hot Chocolate

N. codename for weed

Dude, u tryna drink that hot chocolate after school today?!

by Coach Parker May 23, 2018

Chocolate gobbler

Sexual act that consists of taking a huge shit down your sexual partners throat and then proceeding to insert your erect penis in said partners mouth

Jack and I tried the ol chocolate gobbler last night

by prisonmikebaby September 28, 2017