staircase pirate

That one girl who'd blow literally anyone under the stairs.

Bob: yeah bro I just got head for the first time? Friend:who?
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.

by DocTock December 25, 2022

Oh no baby pirates

A saying in Snapchat captions after taking a picture of your baby and then drawing an eyepatch on the baby.

Oh no baby pirates

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 4, 2023

prissy pirate

When going to spike a volleyball, the one foot flings up like a princess lifting her leg after a long kiss, sand flings up from the toe point and lands directly in a teammates eye

Player 1: goes to spike and flings sand
Player 2: hey you prissy pirate, you got sand in my eye!

by Pseudosciencenym August 25, 2023

king of the pirates

Something that luffy from one piece will achieve

Jamal:yo do you know about the king of the pirates? Me: yeah it’s luffy!

by starboy345 September 3, 2023

Pirate Whore

An insufferable, cum-guzzling demon woman who will deprive you of all wealth, happiness and prosperity. She resides in the shit-covered caverns of Whore Island.

Ugh, she actually stole your money? What a pirate whore.

by frogkingdadinlaw September 4, 2023

Pirate hello

Raping and pillaging. Opposite of the Irish goodbye. The pirate hello consists of raping and pillaging

Quinn’s asleep after Irish goodbyeing. Time to go pirate hello him.

“Little bear” decided to pirate hello the gym the other day and is now going to prison.

by Magnummax September 15, 2023

Pirate's Parrot

When a male places his genitals on an unsuspecting and friends shoulder like a parrot on a pirates shoulder.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 is passed out, I'm gonna give him the ol' Pirate's Parrot.

by MrCheese456 September 25, 2023