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perfect eating

eating something whole without wasting any part of it. Also called holophagy.
Eating a banana is not perfect eating because its skin is thrown way, whereas eating an ice-cream cone is.
by uttam maharjan December 9, 2012
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The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.
"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"
by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012
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Perfect Pushup

When a male performs the act of pushups, his penis orally penetrating his partner who is lying down beneath.
That "Perfect Pushup" is the workout I've ever had!
by 2inamillion February 25, 2011
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Perfected

Perfected is when you just can't go wrong.
What is perfected? Perfected is when you just can't go wrong!
by PotatoTomatoInception July 9, 2011
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Go for a Perfect!

something you just can’t seem to do on love rap or love lizards
I guess love sucks
yo I done just went for a perfect on karate man am I cool
dawg that’s easy
how about you Go for a Perfect! ™ on love rap
fuck no
by omgwhatiswhy May 19, 2023
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Perfect Girlfriend

by Timmeh72649837294 May 19, 2023
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Perfect

A sweet boy.

the sweetest most kindest human being on the planet. He deserves more than the whole wide world and is the most precious thing in the universe. "The Great Alex Kim" one might say.
"You're my perfect."
by Your Carmela May 20, 2023
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