internet me

When someone's cellphone is broken and therefore needs to be contacted through the internet.

Facebook status update: phone is broken. internet me.

by Draco723 April 14, 2012

DNF ME

"DNF ME" means "Do NOT Fuck Me" or even think about it or try to think about it.

Dick Johnson tried to DNF ME buy offering me next to nothing for my Playboy magazine collection from the 1960s!

by Dr. Real Nasty February 6, 2023

Adopt me

A shitty, overrated game.

I hate adopt me.

by butth@ir December 16, 2022

Mini-ME

Moriah Elizabeth’s first daughter’s nick-name given by her fans

“Mini-ME will be painting today.”

by #imbetter July 8, 2023

yum me in

1. When something is so good it pulls you in

2. Something very tasty, yet less to others

Person one: “ew I hate those chips!”
Person two: “they yum me in or whatever”
Person three: “those chips only yum me in when the flavors original”
Both person one & two: “…”

by finkey the slayer August 1, 2022

me and thee

It just means I and you, it rhymes and just builds closeness with 'thy' friend that you're with

Hey man, me and thee gotta still together, united we stand, divided we fall!

by SomeDude2022 May 1, 2022

HELP ME

1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.

American: is stalking my definitions page
Also American: Sees “HELP ME” as a definition

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022