Saliva Gun

A fricking NERF (yet lethal) shotgun that makes a spitting noise whenever fired and budget mic stock sound effect reloading sounds.

1) SHOOT LARRY! THE SHIPPING POLICE ARE AFTER US AFTER WE SHIPPED MONIKA AND SANS, WHAT DO WE DO?!
Larry: BRING OUT THE SALIVA GUNNNN!!!!
2) Hey, have you heard about the new Saliva Gun?

by Molcancoolguy64 December 17, 2020

Gun

Anyonw without one doesn't really have a say in where guns are or are not allowed.

You can't bring a gun here and put a bullet in all of our heads for letting the whores fuck the retard.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2020

daddy with gun

the seggcest bitch ever she could rail me i wish i were in da baf room with her i want to die bc she was railing me with her gun and it goes off on accident

daddy that is friend : daddy with gun is so seggce i cried

me: i want to get railed by daddy ;)

by seggce bitch December 22, 2020

Gun

A gun is not a reason for a mall full of people to evacuate it.

The folks just outside the city let some guy with a gun take their mall without a fight.

by Solid Mantis December 24, 2020

Gun atthaphan

Cutest human being. Kind and loving person who likes to chit-chat to friends. Beach and party are parts of his name. Believe him when he say he's 18.

Gun atthaphan is the cutest person ever

by fahlensia November 22, 2021

Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule

"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"

by Prisme November 5, 2021

Machine Gun Swiping

Swiping "like" on dating apps so fast with no regard for the profile. The objective is to get matches, then read and look at profiles.

Ex 1: Sorry, I'm not interested in you. I was machine gun swiping and you got caught in the crossfire.

Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?

- I was machine gun swiping

by Ricotis November 12, 2021