GooGoo Dick

The act of getting cummies all over your whiskey dick while tackling a growling land shark.

Aw man I got all fucked up on C4 and peppermint schnapps. I took this beast to my buddy's sister's room, laid her out but only ended up with GooGoo Dick

by Crb4590 November 15, 2019

dick tits

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.

Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits

by mc1yoko November 15, 2019

dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation

Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!

by plugDrew October 3, 2019

Dick-Squirty

A gay man that works at McDonalds and occasionally likes to dip his penis in the McFlury cups and let me partake in Divine decadence. Licking every lost drop in hopes of not getting caught in the broom closet with a cup of ice cream and their pants down.

Hey, Melvin, meet me in the broom closet at 0700. I have a dick-squirty that needs attending to. Peace out.

by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

Stitch dick

A derogatory term for a FTM transsexual

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me

by 12dajango June 3, 2018

comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.

Britney: “babe my dog died”

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”

by comfort dicker June 4, 2018