Cock Check

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.

Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.

by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022

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Waifu Check

When You hip check somebodys waifu so hard, she implodes waist down.

Men1: Men i love Darkness from Konosuba! *20minutes monologue about tits and ass of cartoon girl*
Men2: She got waifu checked last night, You can scrape her from the wall.

by Matatt February 10, 2022

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Waifu check

similar to hip check but performed on weebs

-Do You know Steven from 2E?
-Yeah, I've waifu checked him yesterday for his waifu shirt

by Matatt February 10, 2022

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Bhunda check

When a women turns around and gives a cheeky turn around for the DT boys

DT k: gowan give us a bhunda check gravy.

DT M: DT you know the drill, bhunda check obie conobie.

by AP_MUNCHO March 30, 2022

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Habubobu check

When you check if someone is Habubobu and say "Habubobu check" before saying something about someone.

a.Habubobu checkkk, oh dang ok you're habubobu

b. habubobu check ...something.....

Habubobu check Judah has no neck.

by Jojosiwaeatscowwholeuncensord March 16, 2022

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I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

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