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international beat-off day

a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).
international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2014
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beat up a antifur day

a day on september 4th when anyone can beat up a antifur and they cant fight back
im going to really love beat up a antifur day
by scrungthebung August 10, 2023
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Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.
Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.
by please enter your username February 16, 2021
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Dead beat baby daddy

The guy you were with but he cheats on you while youre pregnant, and now doesnt buy anything for your child, and only cares about his new girlfriend. He can't get or keep a job because he is a lazy pos. He treated you like shit most of your relationship and now he is treating you even worse cause he knows you can't beat his ass or his new skanky girlfriends while your pregnant.
"Did you hear what trevor did, he cheated on hannah" "no way what a dead beat baby daddy
by braxtonsmom April 20, 2012
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devil's beating his wife

When the sun is shining but it is raining. The devil's beating his wife.
by Harley2008 November 12, 2013
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beat a furry year 2021

the year where everyone can beat a furry. A reward for surviving 2020.
"Lets beat up the furry, its beat a furry year 2021"
by asdfasfdasdffsdsdfasdf December 31, 2020
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Beat Off by Dr. Dre

Noun- the act of masturbating while listening to porn on a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre
Guy 1- Did you watch that video i sent you?

Guy 2- Yea, and I used it to pull a Beat Off by Dr. Dre
by Tintoes May 26, 2012
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