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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?

You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020
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Biscuit

the non-cuss word version of "bitch" that your toxic friend calls you when they are being mean to you
"I hate you, you biscuit!"
"stop being such a biscuit."
by anonymous October 30, 2020
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Sack Biscuit

A biscuit (Americans would call them cookies) that has been finely rubbed by the scrotum of a bull. Specifically not a human scrotum, as this is unethical.
Person 1: yo what kind of biscuit is that bruv

Person 2: Sack Biscuit. Have a try mate.
by Monkey Whisperer November 1, 2020
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Wet Biscuit

"Hey guys I'm kinda feelin' like a wet biscuit."
by Doota 69 October 10, 2020
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gas station biscuit

I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line
by GullibleOne October 13, 2020
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fruity biscuit

When you have no Tea or Coffee and you need to dunk shitty biscuits, you just dunk it in your juice.
Ah just a couple of fruity biscuits and a cigarette
by Namronnoiminum October 14, 2020
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biscuit

A food that tastes good
by Minvirnignirgientirtni5 March 30, 2017
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