A self-loathing Diaspora Asian who always tries to support the opinions of 'woke' White people, even if it means overlooking the effects that these opinions have on other Asians. They will always try to align their opinions with the ones of 'Politically correct' White people, while also ignoring Asian-Specific issues, such as lack of representation, asian hate-crimes and emasculation in media.
Incorrect white person: Asians aren't that oppressed.
Boba Asian: I agree with this!
Asian: No, we are oppressed. We suffer due to hate crimes and are depicted badly in main-stream media.
Boba Asian: Well yeah, but Other minority is more oppressed and affected worse! Asians aren't that oppressed compared to others!
Boba Asian: I agree with this!
Asian: No, we are oppressed. We suffer due to hate crimes and are depicted badly in main-stream media.
Boba Asian: Well yeah, but Other minority is more oppressed and affected worse! Asians aren't that oppressed compared to others!
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Man, my buddy and I had a great night last night double chop sticking the Asian girl down the street. Hope she doesn't end up with an extra dumpling in the rice streamer. Never knew what an Asian Chopstixxx was until now.
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Get the Asian Chopstixxx mug.An Asian who's from the Bay Area. Ex. (The city, Berkeley, Vallejo, San Jose). They are performative and love boba and/or matcha. They wear baggy light or normal jeans. Black hoodie, mostly from Essentials. Wears a tote bag. (Labubu optianol) Loves K-pop and is always at the mall, boba shops, or in San Francisco. They are into Asians obvi and most Bay Area Asians don't speak there Nationality language.
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It’s based on the 1980’s TV series “20 Minute Workout”. At the time it spawned various jokes such as
“What’s the Chinese version of the 20 minute workout?”, Parallel parking.
It’s based on the 1980’s TV series “20 Minute Workout”. At the time it spawned various jokes such as
“What’s the Chinese version of the 20 minute workout?”, Parallel parking.
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