Zoey

Taller than max like waayyyyyyy taller than max like really really tall

Bro check it out zoey is sooooo much taller than max and max looks like a garden gnome

by AGH ALL NAMES ARE TAKEN June 29, 2023

Zoey Wicker

The most beautiful Girl in the world.

Zoey Wicker.

by Michael Jackson/ Broccoli March 6, 2023

Zoey

Zoey's are amazing people they love to eat and hang out with their besties they are the most loving person you will meet. Always cherish Zoey and never let her go cause she will always love you back even if it does not seem like it.

Person- Wanna hang out later? Zoey- Sure if my Mom says yes!

by Definitly_Not_A_Zoey March 7, 2023

Zoey

A girl who everyone thinks is mean but is literally irreplaceable because of how easily she can touch your entire soul. "manipulative" isn't even the word when you get on her bad side. She's not basic, she's not girly, and she has the prettiest deep brown eyes that gets most guys to break contact when looking at them. She's always single for the stupidest reason that never applies to how great she is. If you're her bsf/bbsf (her preference), keep it that way because once she cuts you off, she sure as hell won't look back once. She knows her self worth, she has the best advice, she's always misunderstood for no reason whatsoever cuz she makes sense when she's expressing herself. Most people don't know her like she does so she prefers to keep to herself a lot. She's quite aggressive when it comes to guys who don't respect women, are women-beaters, girls who are pick-me's, and abusive parents. If she ever comes across these four, you will see a whole other side of her come out that'll make you want to run into a corner and stay there until it's over. For anyone who's crush was named Zoey; you were one lucky fucker if she ever had a crush on you. If she was a Scorpio too, you should've wifed her up when you had the chance. or IF you had the chance.

Who's that?
That's Zoey. You know, that girl from last year?
That's Zoey?
Yeah.
Damn. She got a glow-up.
When did she ever NOT have one?
No, like cuz I'm saying that she---
Ni-- gtfo he'e.
*real convo between me and the boys btw*

by mrsandmanB)224 November 6, 2023

Zoey

she's the literal definition of the 'Sour Patch Kids' slogan. if she ever had a crush on you, you were one lucky fucker. If she was a Scorpio, you should've wifed her up when you had the chance. or IF you had the chance. she's very irreplaceable and impossible to forget. she's literally a walking magnet and no, she's not gay. she is a tomboy. big difference. she's got drip, she's got style, and loves wearing caps and ripped jeans. has a perfectly fit body but everyone thinks otherwise because it's not a GYATT. she also is a fighter when it comes to 'toxic' people. whether it's your mom or whoever, she doesn't care. she'll fight anyone no matter size don't get on her bad side please cuz once it's out, you will want to run into the nearest corner and wait until it's over. but overall, she's the best person to come across and the worst person to encounter. she's not all talk cuz the "talk" is what she's gonna do and that's when you better take her seriously or RUN.

Who's that?
Are you serious right now?
What it's just a question.
That's Zoey. You know, the girl who had a crush on you from last year?
Ohhhh.
Yeeeeah, as in the one you rejected just cuz she didn't have an @$$?
What? I never said that.
Whatever man.

by mrsandmanB)224 November 6, 2023

Zoey

A big head child that loves to laugh..usually short,where glasess, love to push out her ass but she got none and normally guh queens

I dont want to be zoey🤣🤣🤣

by Best abbreviation November 22, 2021

Zoey

She's an innocent girl that grew up too fast. She doesn't trust very many people so if she starts trusting you, don't leave her. She's gorgeous and loves Tom Cruise. She is good with animals and loves horses. If you ever find a Zoey, you'll be kept on your toes!

"Zoey just tamed that horse!!"

by Enyaralalablukapeanutbutter November 22, 2021