Shredded Like Mini Wheats

Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.

Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.

Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.

Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.

by Daddy Long Snake August 2, 2010

[Shredded] Wheat

1.The severely disheveled appearance of hair and/or clothing after a night of heavy partying and debauchery.
2.The look of your hair after 3 days without a shower.
3.You shower but don't comb or brush your hair...ever.

Man, did you see Corn's hair this morning? Fully Shredded Wheat!
He must have been with Tattoo Woman again.

by Tahoetjd October 6, 2008

Wheat Meat

The act of slapping your "meat" against a loaf of bread

Sam: "Did you wheat meat my sandwich?"
Bill: "Heck yeah bro it was so much fun!"

by SO Harby August 19, 2016

Tote wheat

A grandpa"s nickname to a child

Your my little tote wheat

by Tote wheat January 29, 2016

wheat tits

a nickname you can recieve after flashing a guy and allowing him to feel your tits. supposedly they feel quite hairy.

max: "man, vince had some impressive wheat tits."

jerry: "really? i'll have to rustle my hands through them the next time i see him."

by woggzy July 2, 2019

Load the wheat

Truck drivers euphemism for sexual intercourse despite a yeast infection.

That lizard slag let me load the wheat and I'm still not itchy.

by Ditchweed April 25, 2019

wheat berries

A type of berries

I love wheat berries there so good

by Dyer forever January 8, 2018