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Big Therapy

Used to represent the idea that therapy is a pyramid scheme. Basically the idea that people who need therapy go and advertise it to everyone and says vague stuff like “everyone needs a little therapy” and advertise that in schools, on TV and stuff without actually explaining what therapy is and why they need it.
Dr: “I mean chronic illness is really hard to deal with, you should try therapy.”
Patient: “no.”
Dr: “well we all need some therapy.”
Patient: “oh but that’s what they want you to think. Big therapy just says that so that they can sell more therapies.
by Sacredfart April 1, 2023
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Revenge Therapy

Revenge Therapy is the act of coping with your problems in life by being cruel to others
Usually, the cruelty will be directed at those that bear similar qualities, usually physical, to one's oppressors
"Ever since Markus got harassed by that one racist guy he's been unusually cruel to me, what's up with that?"
"Oh, he's coping with revenge therapy. It's probably because you're white."
by IanNBF February 19, 2022
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retail therapy

shopping with the purpose of boosting one's mood
I don't get a mood boost from shopping, so retail therapy isn't even an option.
by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2010
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Therapy Fuck

The sex you have in order to emotionally feel better.
He's not boyfriend material, but I needed a good therapy fuck after the rough day I had.
by socal4eva November 12, 2010
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clocktower therapy

A group of mental health professionals in Springfield, IL that help people with a variety of mental health problems.
I'm felling depressed so I'll go see the professionals at Clocktower Therapy Center in Springfield, IL
by c_t_therapy November 26, 2007
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cooch-therapy

Designed to be a 'safety' word, to pull out, when a couple are having a stupid fuckin' argument over essentially nothing at all.

In this context, a cooch refers to the asshole of either partner.
#1 - You're a dickhead, you're never sensitive towards my feelings!

#2 - Cooch-therapy baby....
by the real mirroring cockhead March 18, 2009
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reality therapy

That guy's due for some reality therapy -- sure art school is fun, but what can he do that anyone would pay $7 an hour for?
by Bathsheba February 19, 2009
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