by SirDab December 20, 2019
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Get the Swerved mug.1. Failure to maintain lanes
2. Detour
3. Change of subject.
4. Distraction.
5. Losing your focus.
6. Keeping a low profile.
7. Choosing an alternate route
8. A comment coming out of nowhere.
9. Deer in the road or roadkill
10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight
2. Detour
3. Change of subject.
4. Distraction.
5. Losing your focus.
6. Keeping a low profile.
7. Choosing an alternate route
8. A comment coming out of nowhere.
9. Deer in the road or roadkill
10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight
Guy: Damn baby I missed your fine ass.....
Girl: do you have my child support?
Guy: and on that note, swerved.
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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!
Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.
Girl: do you have my child support?
Guy: and on that note, swerved.
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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!
Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.
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