SMD

Shake my dick

Hey bro you wanna "smd"

by Psych Bean December 9, 2020

Smd

This is the day were you gf is supposed to suck your dick

Smd
You:Ayo bae, I’m horny asf rn
Her: sayless, lemme suck ur dick real quick

by Nigalations dictionary November 20, 2020

SMD

SMD stands for "Suck my dick" in texting it can also stand for Sexual masochism disorder.

Micheal: SMD
Jessica: Sure daddy

by Maya_papaya1 October 22, 2020

Smd

It’s short for: Suck my dick

Mostly used in chat. Can be used when you want somebody to shut up. It does not necessarily have do be meant in a bad way.

A: Hahahaha you lost! I knew that you will 😝
B: Oh come on smd!

by Broidkhahaha February 6, 2021

SMD

Abbreviation for "Shake My Dick" it's commonly thought to mean "Suck My Dick" however this is a mistake.
This is often used as a snobbish retort when a person is mad, however a great counter to the much more common, but wrong, "Suck My Dick", is "Shake My Dick?".

Poli: SMD

Max: Shake My Dick?

by DevTops February 6, 2021

SMD

A shortened term for “suck my dick”

Boy: Hey, SMD

Girl: Um... I’m 10

Boy: It’s Alright bbg, now SMD

HEY SMD NOW

by daddy sylx April 14, 2021

SMD.

It means suck my dick, so please proceed to suck my dig bick. Aha you said that wrong. gOsH i'M SoOoooOO QiRcKy

clarence: I like sucking dicks
Josephina: suck mine then

jebus crisis: no SMD.

by Your Man's Side Hoe April 19, 2021