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sheep shagger

'sheep shagger' is a term often used to refer to welsh people
by christobell dawn April 10, 2023
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Sheep shagger

A person (normally a farmer) is someone who tends to sheep’s coats and shaves them for wool. It comes from the term shag which refers to the sheep’s wool that hasn’t been shaved off.
Val is a real sheep shagger
by gothmclovin September 1, 2023
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bag shagger

Jumps on the first thing they see moving and tries to have sex with it....
Person 1: This guy just reached out to me from years ago. I hardly know him and he claims we're close friends.

Person 2: Yeah sounds like a right bag shagger...
by Marky20900 October 2, 2023
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Top Shagger

Erin said to Charlotte ‘Miss McNeil is defo a top shagger
by erando January 20, 2020
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WALL SHAGGER GROVEL

Someone who is attracted to a wall e.g. a shower wall. May attach something that gives them pleasure e.g. a pocket pussy and fucks it in the shower.

This may be due to every time someone asks him to do something he has to grovel
Being defined wall shagger grovel: shag my pocket pussy in the shower because I was made to grovel and not given any sex
by Wall shagger January 26, 2020
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ring shagger

To have sex whilst using a cock ring for his pleasure; to masturbate while using a cock ring
Guy 1:"Did you hear what I saw Kyle doing at the party last weekend?"
Guy 2:"Nah, what he do?"
Guy 1:"I caught him pulling a ring shagger in the upstairs bathroom..."
by cancerkiller666 April 19, 2020
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twitter shagger

The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"

Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
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