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to have a roo loose in the top paddock

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".
To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.
by MrKapper July 10, 2006
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tap-tap-tap-a-roo

v.imp. An encouragement or admonishment to tap something, whether in the common sexual usage (i.e. tap dat, "Tap that ass", et cetera) or in the ironic non-sexual usage which refers to the sexual usage. Taken from the Adam Sandler movie *Happy Gilmour*, where Sandler's character is trying to tap or putt a golf ball.
Sexual usage:
"Jimmy asked me out and I don't know what to say"
"He's hot! Tap-tap-tap-a-roo!"

Ironic usage:
"Ooh, perogies are on sale! ap-tap-tap-a-roo!"
by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005
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Roose

A boy who has known to have a lego-shaped head. he had a mole. he is extremely good at math, and the sciences. BUt has an extremely hot body, and face (even though it is shaped like a lego man's head.) Extremely generic voice (which is hard to listen in on conversations...because you don't know who is talking) and generic hair cut (harder to stalk in large crowds.) He plays hockey, and golfs with barbie. He has a very big buldge, and nice ass!! ;)
"Whoo....is that a Roose"
"I can't tell...he's in a large crowd"
"Ya, that's definately him, he is definately hot!"
by Ben Ying June 7, 2008
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coo-roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo

When you take a clandestine hit of marijuana and blow the smoke/vapor into your winter knit cap, aka toque.
"So how was the movie?
"It was long, but...Coo-Roo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo"
by Mr Yellovich December 1, 2019
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roose

a hottie with a body that men like to stare at and know that they cant have but everyone wants. she is so pleasing to the eye and eyecatcher. and all the guys want to flaunt their money at her b/c she is a money guzzeler. golddigger but men dont mind because she is so gorgous to be with they will spend every penny to have her on their arm. girls are jelous and men love her.
Did you see Roose today she is looking mighty fine but i am to broke for her.
by Shawna April 29, 2004
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Roose the Caboose

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by roosethecaboose January 28, 2021
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Spa-roos

A Spa-roos is a singular organism that wanders around the abyss of a certain internet site where it stalks among unsuspecting victims to show off it's amazing ability in douche-baggery. It could also be found lurking amongst random players where it can unleash it's super powers of complete and utter sexyness. Many woman players of this site have hard core fan-gasms over this singular organism called a Spa-roos.
Fangirl: Oh my goodness, did you just see that?

Fangirl2: Yea. I believe that it was a Spa-roos

Both: * gasm *
by MindlyCheeken July 22, 2009
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