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Pimple pooper popper

When a male defecates into a females mouth then the shit then comes out her nostrils then you proceed to have the roughest anal sex recorded then repeat
I told that bitch I want to give her a pimple pooper popper.
by Blackafrican June 11, 2024
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Sittin’ Pimples

The direct and fundamental cause of sittin’ and pimples is usually from long-haul driving, sitting in an office chair for long periods of time long periods of gaming on line, and general malaise and lethargy. Sittin’ Pimples are usually considered as “ass acne” but can include, ingrown hairs, mild boils and blackheads.

Sittin’ Pimples are often correlated with “pancake ass” (the flattening of one’s ass from extensive sitting) and “hail damage” (the cellulite dimpling seen on thighs and ass).
Last night I finally hooked up with the secretary in our office. We had a couple drinks went home. The clothes started flying. Next thing I know she bends over the bed telling me she wants the velvet hammer I looked down……she has a boner killer case of Sittin’ Pimples!!…….it could have been braille……Long story short, we just watched television….. I think it was Harry Potter.
by Road Boy August 17, 2024
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Pimples

A group of pimps. One or more pimps in a small vacinity.
Did you see those pimples at the Players Ball? They were outta sight! Pimpin hoes nationwide!
by Megaguiris June 19, 2021
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Insult meaning you’re a small, irritating, pus-filled nothingburger in the grand scheme, like an unwanted zit nobody asked for.

Coined from the viral “you’re not that guy pal” grocery store clip.

Used to demean someone as irrelevant and gross.
“You little pimple on the left—pop off somewhere else.”
“This dude acting tough? Nah, just like a pimple on the leftsqueeze it and move on.”
by BigKaleeee February 4, 2026
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