Dirty Ned

Dirty Ned is a gay pervert who likes looking at guys wank and guys giving each other anal and eating each other's shit. he wishes he could get it all but he's too retarded.

Stop being such a Dirty Ned you are just like Herbert the pervert

by Eric ;) qwertyuiop September 8, 2018

Ned's Declassified

An emergency in the ball sack region that requires immediate attention. This usually happens at a time when you can't fixate your balls to a comfortable position because people are around. This includes irritation, itchiness, balls sticking to your leg, and of course, your balls just feeling weird. Also commonly referred to as just "Ned's".

John: Damn, I have a Ned's.*Fixates balls.*
Alex: ...*Fixates balls*
Jimmy: I have a Ned's Declassified, but I don't care, I'll scratch it in front of people.
Jake(Has no balls): Oh yeah, me too.

by Magic Balls June 10, 2008

Ned Fulmer

A Youtuber and 1/4 of BuzzFeed's TryGuys. A man so in love with his wife he'd murder a boat full of Italian babies. Highly competitive and a dominant alpha male, he can be sweet until you mess with him.

Example:
Guy 1: Isn't that blonde girl cute?
Ned Fulmer: I will destroy you and your family if you look at my wife again!

by KorndiddyFan June 29, 2017

Ned Ludd

Ned Ludd (ned lud) pronoun. a feeble-minded man who smashed two (textile) frames belonging to a Leicestershire employer (c. 1779) Mr. Ludd believed that the industrial revolution would dehumanize human beings see Luddite

"Progress may have been a good idea once. But it has outgrown its usefulness," said Ned Ludd as he smashed the shit out of his Leicestshire employer's (textile) frames.

by Little Miss Sunshine!! November 10, 2006

NED O'rouke

a spastic child, who has no standards and fingers fat fugly girls, he also thinks he is a really kool kid and urbexes in constructions sites. Do not be friends with a Ned O'rouke.

Man! your such a NED o'rouke

by biggest yeet around August 26, 2017

Ned's Newt

A very popular cartoon in United Kingdom and United States. QUBO hosts it, it's first episode date was on October 18, 1997. The plot revolves around a boy buying a pet at the pet store and the newt is the only one. The boy realizes something is wrong with the newt and the pet store owner gives him Zippo Newt Food. The pet store owner tells the boy not to give too much to the newt. The boy mistakenly places the can in the fishbowl and makes the newt grow large.

Kid 1: I just saw Ned's Newt on TV! Kid 2: Thank god it wasn't on ridiculous times!

by midfag June 25, 2018

Ned Bud

Simp. A man who claims to be a lion when he is SIMPly a butterfly. Claims to be affluent, but makes his living by mowing his Daddy's property. His "wealth" allows him to purchase Chipotle for prospective women. A Ned Bud resides in basements and rural areas. If you encounter a Ned Bud, your best bet is to scuff his Uggs and outrun him. However, if he is in the Range Rover blasting Tekashi 6ix9ine, nobody stands a chance.

"Hey do you want me to pay for your Chipotle burrito?" "Sure, thanks Ned Bud!"
"Ned Bud, go mow the lawn!"
"Ned Bud is the peck connoisseur."

by Konna Delly February 27, 2020