Loner

a loner is a stoner who has a perpetual boner

you: hey man what is a loner?
barrack obama: lmao, person of the country, you don't know what loner is? you should check on urban dictionary

*you check on urban dictionary*
you: aye sir! now me realizes that loner is a stoner who has perpetual boner

by sharingan181 January 10, 2022

Lonerism

A self-constructed and coherent philosophy, aesthetic, or way of being in the world. Derives from within and is never articulated, so experts find it difficult to quantify. As a way of life, it is followed without thought. Lonerism is a method of survival above all else. References include Tame Impala’s studio album by the same name.

Dude: I decided to follow a life laid out for me by the tenets of lonerism.

Other dude: Care to explain?

by Cyborgbunny88 December 7, 2021

Loner friends

Friends that can’t find any bf/gf so they just fuck each other

-Wanna be loner friends that fuck

- since we can’t find anyone else to sure

by Hellcat racer triangle man January 4, 2021

Loner

A person who can’t get any cookie and is all alone. And there girlfriend is there hand, yep there fucking HAND. All they do is watch pornhub and listen to sad music

Bro you can’t hang with us your a loner

by Nami-San April 24, 2021

Loner

A Loner is an individual that feels fulfilled with solitude and doesn't need external validation and is not to be confused with being lonely and depressed . When it comes to friendships a loner prefers having 1-2 friends over a friend group for different reasons, mainly trust issues stemming from being backstabbed by "friends" of theirs. When it comes to romantic relationships it may vary. Loners can be pretty shy people when you first befriend them, but once you get to know them you'll realize that they are highly intelligent and loyal people.

Being a loner doesn't make you a misanthrope.

by idl1 October 4, 2025

loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.

When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

Popular Loner

A person who appears to be popular because of their enormous ego, however doesn’t get invited to many functions and thinks they are the main character.

Andrew: I have so many friends, I’m actually the main character.
Jack: STFU bruh no one likes you, you’re a popular loner.

by CaptainJackDaddy October 2, 2023