Javier

Fatass

Javier is just a fat persons name

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Javier Mendez

A torture method which involves knocking out a persons teeth and then making them perform fellatio on your male part.

When Osama Bin Laden was captured, he would not give up information so the soldiers gave him the Javier Mendez

by JavierMendez February 16, 2025

Javier

A VERY homosexual male. Javier is a rainbow enthusiast!! He may call himself straight, but we all know that ain’t true. That little.. *gags* f.. ffaaa.. *throws up in mouth slightly*

sigh, faggot.

there.

Any way, if you ever know a Javier!! He is NOT an alpha!! I’d even say he’s an OMEGA.

Guy: Hey! Is that the gay omega?!

Lady: Oh no.. don't talk! He might hear you!!!!

Javier approaches the two looking PISSED AS HELL.

Javier: GRRRRRRR IM NOT GAY OR AN OMEGA!!! IM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE GAYS!!!!

he says as the world explodes due to his homosexuality

by irsyri July 18, 2024

Javier Milei

The current president of Argentina, He is an anarcho-capitalist (Debatable after 2023; he literally became the head of state, which ancaps opposes the state), and he is basically Argentinian Trump

I don't care about Trump, I only care about his latino counterparts Javier Milei and Jair Bolsonaro

by GasparThalasso May 25, 2025

Javier Sr

A loving father and devoted husband. Very wise and always there to give advice when you need it. Musically inclined, loves to sing and dance.

Javier Sr loves his family!

by Wultk November 28, 2021

Javier

Javier is a singaporean wagyu cow

"moo"
Oi dont be a javier

by iamnotpanda February 24, 2024

Javier Jurado-Jurado

Don't bring your wife around him, no wife can resist his fat cock. it's not his fault, it's the wives fault. A player a heartbreaker and will steal your car. He likes naps, money and drugs.

This guy stole my car today but I saw him at the 711 buying bread, peanut butter and jelly. So I confronted him about my car and he apologized and told me his name was Javier Jurado-Jurado and convinced me to go to his place, so I did, I said I would not fuck hi and he said ok, but we got to his place and he pulled out his cock and I couldn't resist! my husband called while I was riding his cock, I just laughed and kept fucking him, it didn't bother me at all even though I should have felt guilty, he had some power over me...or maybe it was just that dick? We left and before I noticed, he took off in my car again!

by Cakencock March 24, 2024