Ian

A nigga that simps for ugly bitches

Rahul: “Did that nigga just call her pretty?! Hes an Ian for sure.”
Jacob: “Hes into girls?! I better stay away from that freak!”

by Kahd May 3, 2020

Ian

The most honest guy you will ever meet. He won't lie to you if your outfit is mismatched. Ian's are very attractive and they can you make you melt from the inside out with happiness. Sometimes they will have bad days but they still are kind to you. Ian would never betray you because they care about you too much to let you get hurt. Ian's are really good people in general and you should try to be friends with one.

Girl 1:I have the biggest crush on him!
Girl 2:Why?
Girl 1:He is an Ian.

by crackhead_hooman May 29, 2020

Ian

That one guy in the friend group who is into little kids

Friend: Yo Ian how old is your new gf
Ian: 12

by goosefucker June 2, 2020

Ian

Someone That Is very bad at Rainbow Six Siege. Probably only plays Warden, and never gets any kills.

That Warden Main's name is probably Ian

by ELEISHWINN September 9, 2020

Ian

Ian is the most widely known milf. He gets bitches for a living. He is also known as “Mr. I steal Your Bitch When I Want to”

Dang that’s a real Ian Milf

by The biggestdad February 10, 2018

Ian

Ian is amazing, strong, and can be scary at times. He’s a sweetheart if you get to know him though. Very few people have ever got to know him as more than a friend, but I’m sure the ones that did we’re happy. He has electric blue eyes, black, slightly curly hair, and a perfect smile. You always want an Ian. 🤪

Ian your amazing.

by to_cool_for_skool October 18, 2019

Ian

Do you know a Kyle anywhere, here's Ian for you, a man of brutal honesty, shotgunning all over TVs and lots of frogs. omelets for breakfast, raw chicken for lunch and whole lotta complaints along the way. But what a man, what a legend, this guy is the type of guy to make you laugh and be pissed off at the same time. Wanna get to experience how hell is like, try being Ian for a day. Gym hardo and hard-ons. Probably see him making out with a few dumbbells as he slowly progresses through the sets. An advocate for memes. Laughs with his mouth open so you'll get a refreshing taste of morning breath. Loves to make racist jokes, does not hold back, but lowkey feels bad. You'll find him in the bog catching frogs and throwing it somewhere. Don't be surprised if one day you'll find underground frog fighting tournaments. Loving kid but say something wrong and you'll probably feel like shit after. Also, protect all nearby walls. Have home depot on speed dial if you see him around. Overall 10/10

Bystander: What happened to my room???
Victim:...Ian
Bystander: ah, give home Depot a call.

by graham_cracker_bust_nut October 30, 2019