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downstairs disaster

"Don't eat too many mints at once, it'll end in a downstairs disaster."
by jessssssc August 7, 2019
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Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
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disaster zone

Shithole place (city, state, country)
by Saucy1-2U May 2, 2018
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disaster fatigue

The loss of interest in donating money for relief, volunteering time to help survivors or general interest in media coverage for multiple natural or man-made disasters. You feel guilty for losing interest and legitimate concern for the people affected, but numerous events back to back is exhausting. natural disaster, man-made disaster, hurricane, tornado, earthquake, flood, shooting, terrorism, terrorist act, bombing, explosion, mass casualty
We have had 3 tornados and 2 major floods this year. I have got major disaster fatigue.
by joecoolthefool October 6, 2017
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disaster of 1807

When a bunch of different evil plots coincide at one event and it all goes to shit.
Named after the treason trial
of Aaron Burr in 1807, in which Burr’s supposed world domination plan, James Wilkinson’s plot to get America taken over by Spain, and Thomas Jefferson’s plot to merge the branches of government all crashed together at a show-trial with scarring results for everybody involved.
Bruh, everyone was trying to resolve their drama at the party last night, it was basically the disaster of 1807!
by an entire guillotine November 29, 2017
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Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"
by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020
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disaster

what people have
i have a disaster. people also have them to also have them.
by dadasasa August 31, 2020
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