Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head

“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock”

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh September 28, 2025

Furry Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone is obsessively hateful towards the furry fandom to the point of complete paranoia and hostility.

I swear to god, he's lost it. Last night, my roommate was screaming and ranting, Alex Jones style in the discord chat about how furries are apparently causing the downfall of western civilization. I think he's starting to develop Furry Derangement Syndrome.

by Cynical Man October 28, 2025

Hitler Derangement Syndrom

Hitler derangement syndrome is a pejorative term, usually for criticism or negative reactions to Adolph Hitler that are perceived to be irrational and to have little regard towards Hitler's actual policy positions, or actions undertaken by his administration. This term is usually used by Nazi sympathizers when defending their admiration for Adolf Hitler.

The liberals were placed in camps for the mentally ill because they suffered from Hitler Derangement Syndrome.

by HistoricalData February 9, 2025

Doge derangement syndrome

New, evolved, form of Trump derangement syndrome

Since was elected president a second time and their lawfare croacked the democrats doubled down and now suffer from doge derangement syndrome

by Sexydimma February 13, 2025

Doge derangement syndrome

A new and improved version of Trump derangement syndrome

When Trump was re-elected in 2024, proving that lawfare didn't pan out, the liberals continue to double down on their stupidity...they accidentally discovered doge derangement syndrome as a new mental health disorder....

by Sexydimma February 14, 2025

Rippa Derangement Syndrome

People who suffer from a specific type of woke mind virus over Rippaverse comics, Eric July and the people who support and enjoy him or his products. Who profusely a log and ridicule as well as preform vitriol to the point of obsession all over a comic book company to the point of being sjws and part of cancel culture.

Oh great another alogger with rippa derangement syndrome, is creating drama, scrutiny and controversy over a man and his comic company just for existing.

by Mister CH February 18, 2025

TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome

TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.

Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."

Them: "What's TURDS?"

Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"

by megaleach February 28, 2025