Amazonian Darwinism

When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.

Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."

by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023

Darwin Award

An award for dumb ways to die in real life.

She won a Darwin Award for sticking a fork in a toaster.

by anonymous February 12, 2023

darwin

When an establishment closes due to management and staff not agreeing on a contract.

Hey, did you hear about that coffee shop down the block? It was darwin'd. Just couldn't come to an agreement, so they had to shut down.

by Chaitan February 22, 2023

Darwin

macOS is jealous

macOS really has a huge crush on Darwin, many times it's been inside its yk what

by purple lemon May 10, 2023

Darwin Plum

When you put your balls in her mouth and then shit on her eyes.

Jenny has pink eye because Darryl gave her the Darwin Plum.

by The big fat shark May 10, 2023

Darwin

Darwin is potty word.

Cohen: He looks like Darwin

Ben: What the freak dude you can’t say that it’s a potty word you get in troubles

Cohen: What

by Doin Ur Mommm December 29, 2022

Darwin fu

It is not a name ... It's a throne created by hardwork , it's also know as the finest thuglife king, who always roasts people asses and get into trouble but he doesn't care about a damn

Ma.... Fu , darwin fu....!

by Robin fu November 21, 2021