Coyote Cock

1. When your piss smells like New Jersey
2. When your dick has teeth, or you're really good at Anal Chicken Coop

Bro you really gotta get that Coyote Cock checked out, the bathroom smells like the New Jersey Turnpike.

by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020

Coyote Cocking

When you smuggle drugs into foreign lands via the urethra.

Hey want some coke? My dealer's a pro at coyote cocking coke across the Canadian canals.

Bro, did you hear Louis was Coyote Cocking some febreze over to NJ, but got stopped at the border. Serious jail time.

by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020

coyote kick

The Coyote kick is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you kick the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

Son I gave your mom a coyote kick last night

by Angry guy Alex September 5, 2017

Coyote Kick

The Coyote kick is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you kick the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

I just gave my girlfriend Bonnie a coyote kick

by Alexander hot pocket July 1, 2017

Coyote ugly

You get drunk and pick up a girl in a bar. You go to her place and fuck. You wake up the next morning with her cuddled sleeping in the nook of your arm and realize she's ugly as sin. Rather than wake her up by pulling your arm out from under her and having to face the morning reality you'd rather chew off your arm, not wake her and sneak the hell out of there.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was coyote ugly."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

Sneaky Coyote

When a female puts as many soft boiled eggs in her vagina then squats the "lay them". Then her partner sneaks in to steal and eat them coated in her juices.

My wife and I enjoy cosplay at a whole new level. She dresses like the road runner and I Wile-E-Coyote and we perform the sneaky Coyote on Saturdays.

by Gaping Butwhole December 10, 2020

Ace Coyote

Roblox Phantom Forces player. Is considered one of the greatest people you’ll ever meet. He is kind, funny, good at trickshotting and can make a VC feel good vibes all the time. He is relatively high level surpassing rank 200 and soon 300. He’s commonly hit shots like the triple collateral trickshot or really far out of the map shots that go as far as 800+ studs. He plays multiple video games like Forza Horizon 4, Call of Duty, Minecraft, CSGO, Geometry Dash, and many others. All in all, he is a really good person and very outgoing. He is willing to help others in game or in a VC. Is willing to become friends with anyone. He also has a YouTube channel where he posts most of his clips as well as other games he’s played

Guy 1: Yoooo Ace, wanna VC?

AC: Yeah, sure I’m down.

Guy 1: Yo did you see the shot Coyote hit the other day on Mall? It was a intervention barrier backdrop

Guy 2: No wayyyy, did he actually?

Guy 1: Yeah it’s insane

Guy 2: I’ll check it out

Guy 1: Hey, aren’t you Ace Coyote from that one video?

AC: Yeah that’s me.

by AceCoyotee November 22, 2021