Skip to main content

aidan clamp

by gfsddsfgsedg May 21, 2023
mugGet the aidan clamp mug.
`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~`
`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
mugGet the `'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~` mug.

Clamped off

To be annoyed or disgusted by something.

Similar to “pissed off” but less so.
I dropped my phone in toilet! I’m so clamped off!!

It really clamps me off when Eric leaves his clothes in the dryer.
by Jarface67 April 21, 2024
mugGet the Clamped off mug.

Clamping

When a man crosses his legs with penis and testicles in between and squeezes extremely violently and shaking.
You should really try clamping.”

“I was clamping so hard last night!”
by Lolyouresofunny March 13, 2024
mugGet the Clamping mug.

Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022
mugGet the Banana Clamp mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email