Relationship Canon

Things about an IRL relationship that are agreed upon by everyone in the relationship.

C'mon, it's relationship canon that I know more about decorating. Stop second-guessing my decisions

You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.

by UncleAlias July 3, 2021

Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.

"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"

by maggafun November 4, 2022

CANON

a gay man whos actually straight and has a penis the size of mount anthill (aproxiamtely 1/16 an inch)

dang that guys penis is small how does he pee out of that

idk bet hes a canon

by IMADOXURMOM January 24, 2022

Canon

a brand for printers, cameras, binoculars etc.

person 1: do u have a canon printer?
person 2: no, silly, i have a canon camera!

by brightt January 27, 2022

Canonical

The company that made Ubuntu.

Canonical made the popular Linux distribution known as Ubuntu

by SteamOS February 9, 2021

Canon

The most epic God person you will find and is extremely legendary and is a gamer God and will crush a seonghwan in anything.

Canon the god

by SEONGHWAN SUX May 16, 2021

canonical lori

Canonical Lori is just the best if they have it in their Instagram name and act like a mum to you you gotta love it also she’s just awesome

“Hey Canonical Lori your awesome”
“I know”

by maddyjpg May 21, 2021