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Brown the Chicken

To indulge in condomless Anal Sex with a loving companion, wife or casual acquaintance of indeterminate sexual preference and/or rather questionable morality.
"I say it's starting to smell likes it drying out back there" quieried young Oscar presently.
"Don't you worry my lad, you Brown the Chicken very nicely I assure you and I feel the basting coming on soon enough" replied the Arch Deacon of Tilfords Pump.

Excerpt taken from The Legend of Paul Whicker the tall Vicar, Fallen Angel Press, Soho, London. 1888.
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Brown Chicken Brown Cow

What do you get when you cross a Brown Chicken with a Brown Cow?
"Brown Chicka Brown Cow" when said correctly the punch line sounds like a riff of old porn music from like the 70's. That really jazzy repeating background music, just add shag carpeting! Brown Chicken Brown Cow

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by Evolkid22 October 18, 2014
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explode brown

Dating from one of the wars of the last century, a recommendation to "explode brown" is a request to stuff a grenade up your own ass and pull the pin.
"Harry, you worthless git! When are you going to explode brown and save the Jerries, or your own men (should they be so brave), the trouble of putting you out of our collective miseries?"
by Bezzle Bedeviled May 13, 2016
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morning brown

It's coffee, ya' fuck.
by Falland November 16, 2020
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Jim Brown

Any sexual position that requires a sizeable penis to be performed correctly.
I wanted to give her the Montreal Screw Job, but that's a total Jim Brown. I don't have enough dick.
by Dr. Hannah August 6, 2017
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my brown

your brown is somebody you have known for less than a year but they have changed your life so much
person 1: your my brown

person 2: your my brown too<3
by girl in red<333 April 11, 2021
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Maria Brown

"I am madly in love with Maria Brown!!!"
by asldfjwnvsoidfioewj November 19, 2012
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